The Terrible Old Woman Talks About Sacred Geometry

 

I seem very fascinated with this pencil. 

The Terrible Old Woman's New Moon Reading 14 August 2026

 

That thumbnail is terrible but it was the best of the bad batch, so I'm using it.

If you're looking for unfiltered, sometimes wacky wisdom, my videos are for you! 

The Terrible Old Woman's Monday Kickoff Video 10 August 2026

 See what the cards have in store for your week ahead with advice and commentary from the one and only Terrible Old Woman.

The Terrible Old Woman's Friday Four-Card Reading 31 July 2026

 

I'm obviously in better spirits than I was during my full moon reading. That happens when you don't feel like hammered shit. 

The Terrible Old Woman's Full Buck Moon Video

 

This is one of the less dorky expressions I've had for my thumbnails. Maybe I should only record when I feel like hammered shit. 

Surprise! It's The Terrible Old Woman's Friday For the Hell Of It Reading!

 

One thing you can always depend on: I will be making a goofy face in my video thumbnail. I enjoyed doing this reading, and I hope it is helpful for you. 

The Terrible Old Woman's New Moon Reading July 2026

 

There's just one card, but it has big energy! Join me and find out what the Universe is advising for us and our projects.

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The Terrible Old Woman's Fourth of July Video 2026

 

Wanna know what's coming up for you in July? You can trust this face! I pull the cards from the sinister Cthulhu's Vault deck. See the video description to buy your own if you are so inclined.

The Terrible Old Woman's Friday Surprise Divination June 26, 2026

 

If you're Gen-X like me, you may remember Friday Afternoon Club.

This is just like the Friday Afternoon Clubs of yore, only with less beer, more divination, and way more gray hair.  

I'm looking a lot like the cat that ate the canary in this screen cap. I promise, I didn't scarf down Tweety Bird. The only sustenance I've had today was my morning protein shake.  

The Terrible Old Woman's Tarot Temple is now open for business! Click the link to see the offerings available. It is my mission to always keep prices affordable.

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The Terrible Old Woman's Summer Solstice Reading

 

I have a special summer solstice reading for you! Ridiculous facial expressions are included free of charge.

The Terrible Old Woman's Tarot Temple is now open for business! Click the link to see the offerings available. It is my mission to always keep prices affordable.

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The Terrible Old Woman's New Moon Reading June 2026

 

Enjoy my new moon reading! I managed to find a thumbnail where I look jolly rather than just goofy, although I may still look drunk or high. I'm not, I just look that way naturally. 

The Terrible Old Woman's Friday Surprise Enchanted Map Reading

 It's amazing how I manage to look drunk when I don't drink alcohol. I haven't been hitting the edibles either. It's all part of my natural charm. If you're seeking guidance or even just entertainment from an irreverent and sarcastic old diviner who's far from divine, look no further. This surprise reading has the answers you didn't know you were seeking!

 

The Terrible Old Woman's Blue Moon Tarot Reading June 1 2026

 

Me making stupid faces happens way more often than once in a blue moon.

 If you wanna know what energies are rising to the top during the next two weeks or just what to see how many other ridiculous facial expressions I'm capable of, check out the video.

The Terrible Old Woman's New Moon Reading May 2026

 

The Terrible Old Woman's Full Flower Moon Reading May 1 2026

 

I give you the insight on the energies coming at ya at this time. Happy May, People!

The Terrible Old Woman's New Moon Reading for April 2026

 

The faces I pull in my videos are all part of my dubious charm. The one in the thumbnail is reminiscent of my comedic hero Curly Howard.

 1903-1952

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curly_Howard

March 30 2026 Tarot Card Pull: This Time It's Personal

 

To be fair, it's always personal. But this time it's more personal than usual. 

The Terrible Old Woman's February New Moon Reading

 

The ridiculous faces I make in my thumbnails are part of my dubious charm.

This video is for you if you've been looking for signs of something and were hoping to stumble across a crazy crone to correct your course. Be forewarned that I have no innate sense of direction, although I might be able to find a compass somewhere in the mess on my desk. 

The Terrible Old Woman's New Moon Reading for December 2025

 

2025 has been a tough year. I'm hoping for better in 2026.

 

The Terrible Old Woman's Full Moon Reading Redirect + Argleblargh